Making The Cut (literally)

I made the cut, like, literally. I was in the game room playing some video games. Then, my bottom started hurting when I was sitting on the floor, so I sat on a little wooden foot rest. It had a nice soft pillow on top and 4 wooden bars on the bottom to keep it up and off the ground. At the bottom of the wooden bars there is metal. I was sitting on it and was leaning a little bit over on one side. Then the whole thing tipped over, flew up in the air and the metal scratched my leg and I started crying! So if you have a kid that always leans in their chair and you tell 'em no and they still do it, show them this story and I can guarantee they will never lean in their chair again. After this, I never did. So I mean I literally "Made The Cut".